A Spectrum

There is one in every small town. Two in mine actually. A house that is decorated to the max on every single holiday. One of the houses in my town even has the gall to be located on the main road where it is impossible to avoid gawking at everytime you drive by. As you know it is the season of Halloween. Not only are their orange lights strung about everywhere, decals in the windows, and about fouty-three pumpkins, they seriously own every lit halloween lawn ornament that has ever been made. It is impossible to traverse their lawn. Every spare piece of grass is adorned with hideous halloween decorations. What are you thinking, people?!?!? Why did you waste your money on all that crap? Halloween threw up on your lawn! I pity your neighbors.