A Spectrum

Thoughts about Southern Indiana:
-It's more hilly than I thought.
-Houses are either brand new or falling apart.
-The roads were most likely laid out by drunken men, they have no pattern whatsoever.
-Every road must have at least three different names.
-Spencer, IN has gas 10 cents cheaper than everywhere else.
-There are yellow road signs that annouce the presence of a church. (No! I thought that large building with a steeple and stain glass was the local bar.)
-Hoosiers either drive 10 mph over the speed limit or 20 mph under.
-Don't even try to figure out what time it is, eastern, central, an hour early, the same time, don't move their clocks forward or backward, my head hurts...